George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die
and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is
for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When
he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes.  When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6
million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA  so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the
country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”