RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
RED NECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
- Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
- Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- Leave a note on your door that reads:
“Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Be right back.Cooter”