A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My
—- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ———— ——— ——— ——— —- Coca-Cola was originally green. ———— ——— ——— ——— —- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ———— ——— ——— ——— —- The
with the olympics in the past and Michael Phelps home with all his medals, i thought it was time for us lay people to learn some Chinese words. Easy to learn Chinese, just say it out loud
I think one of the main reasons it’s so hard to quit smoking is because all the benefits of quitting and all the dangers of continuing seem very far away. Well, here’s a little timeline about some of the more
Rules for Bullshit Bingo: 1. Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo” 2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up
This is a little experiment in thumb writing, the crazy notion of typing 1000 word document on my Black Berry 7250 Nextel Phone. Why bother you ask? Well you see, I’m feeling old at this moment after seeing 12 teenagers
Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.. Luckily, none of us got
On his deathbed, Alexander the Great summoned his generals to request three wishes: The best doctors should carry his coffin; The wealth he had accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the way to his burial; His hands
A Bid Sale, also known as a Sealed Bid, is an organized silent car auction where local used car dealers, wholesalers, salvage buyers and international shippers, visit franchise dealers and bid on their wholesale cars. Usually the bid sale contains
Packing six children (my brothers and sisters) and a few friends into the family Vauxhall Viva Estate (our car when we lived in Ireland) never seemed hard at the time. But just last week I had to refuse my sons
OK, I spent the past few hours looking for the source of our fruit fly problem. We have the little buggers all over the house now. I discovered this artical on the web and thought it needed to be posted
in America……You can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. n America……Where there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. in America……Where drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
The very essence of leadership is, knowing your people as you would a family member. Be excited to see them, every day. Start and end your day at the back of the building or in the obscure office where the
Sure you can fake the Irish accent, but if you don’t mix in a few of these words into your sentence structure your will sound like any GobShite Every country, every neighborhood has it slang and unique cuss words. But Ireland has a unique way
Continued from Article: Argument for you to Focus on Wholesale I am not suggesting that off-site auctions are inherently bad, they’re not. Remember, my dad was an independent dealer and we spent the greater part of my childhood at auctions in
Do You Like Wasps? So to start off, a little about my son Kevin. This Kid is so happy and such a jokester. He was born happy, I like to say when the doctor slapped him at birth he laughed.